Jesus Jim and the Buckeyes

The Lantern - Sports

Scott Woods

Issue date: 10/30/06 Section: Sports

Good news, fellow Buckeyes. For those of us who drink like Liza Minnelli, smoke like, well, me, and have unprotected pre-marital sex like inner-city high school girls, Jim Tressel and Co. have the answer we've all been looking for: Drug-dealing hookers ... er ... Jesus...

Gee, is it really a surprise that this kid is in J school?! I'd say, "what a buffoon," but that's rather redundant. I'd also write him a response, but it would be wasted as it would go right over his head.